Natural Signature Console Table in Solid Rubberwood

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To some nitwits, a “console table” means a box-o-wood filled with varying instruments of play to while away your life. Ok, maybe we’re being too judgy, but it just triggers us, ya know? Because an absolute downright marvel-o-wood (god, we need to stop using that phrase) like the Natural Signature Console Table deserves love and respect, very much like your lover-o-supreme (oh, goddamnit).

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Natural Signature Console Table in Solid Rubberwood

To some nitwits, a “console table” means a box-o-wood filled with varying instruments of play to while away your life. Ok, maybe we’re being too judgy, but it just triggers us, ya know? Because an absolute downright marvel-o-wood (god, we need to stop using that phrase) like the Natural Signature Console Table deserves love and respect, very much like your lover-o-supreme (oh, goddamnit).

An élégante night with your sophisticated peers, a mad (or sad) girl’s night in, or a passionate tryst with Alejandro – whatever the occasion, this Console baby is your perfect butler-o-booze (ok, that one’s actually acceptable). Equipped with a fine, wine rack; class, glass holders; and 2 extra cabinets to fill with your fancy – the NS Console Table is a beautifully utilitarian addition to your home.

And that’s not all. E-living crafts it with:-

  • Super solid rubberwood that is sturdy as hell and good for nature.
  • Best market price. Others – $1000 : Us – $200 – Score – 0 : 2 (you happy, us happy)
  • Simplistic design. Highest functionality. Superb cabinetry.
  • Chemical-free Maintains world safety standards.
  • Natural wood knots. Something to nourish your soul more.

Before you go jump on the boozefest bandwagon, a word to keep your heart teeming with love and kindness for all, from our lord and saviour at E-Living, Mr E-Jesus, “No longereth doth thee hath to wait to maketh your home dope. Shoppeth at this blessed avenue, and prospereth in style foreva. Oh, and never doth thou forget the wise verse of E-Jeshua… Just Liveth.”

Dunno what E-Jeshua’s been smoking lately. Gotta try some of that.

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Color

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Material

Solid Rubberwood

Dimension

145L x 30W x 79H cm

Warranty

1 Year

Production Country

Malaysia

Package Content

1 x Natural Signature Console Table, 1 x Assembly Manual

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